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Cubs Sign Sammy Sosa To $300 Million Deal Just To Give Casual Fans Point Of Reference

Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class

4:47 PM

Gordon Hayward Confident He Still Has His Most Gruesome Injuries Ahead Of Him

4:46 PM

Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape

10:07 AM

Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

11:55 AM

Hands-Off Fantasy Football Player Only Checks Team 132 Times Each Sunday

1:03 PM

Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize

7:20 PM

Ovechkin Shanks Slapshot Into Stands After Unruly Fan Coughs During Backswing

2:09 PM

Kyrie Irving Debuts Signature Shoe Inspired By RFID Chips Government Secretly Implants In Anesthetized Patients

1:47 PM

Matthew Stafford Admits He’d Play Through Back Injury For Better Team Than Lions

11/20/19

11:00 PM

Clippers Ask Everyone To Keep It Down While They Rest Kawhi Leonard

11:46 AM

Bengals Assure Injury Prone Tua Tagovailoa He Can Have Any Of Andy Dalton's Organs

8:20 PM

Guy Who Had Least To Do With Play’s Success Celebrating The Most

12:50 PM

Fox Preempts Jets-Redskins Game In First Quarter For More Exciting Shot Of Empty ‘NFL Sunday’ Studio

3:58 PM

NFL Rescinds Myles Garrett Suspension After Review Footage Clearly Shows Mason Rudolph’s Punchable Fucking Face

3:14 PM

Colin Kaepernick’s Agents Assure Teams His CTE Has Progressed Just As Much As Other Players Over 3-Year Hiatus

5:55 PM

Magnanimous MLB Awards MVP To Hardworking Stadium Concession Staffers

6:18 PM

Fan Wishes Team Was Sponsored By A Cooler Corporation

8:00 AM

Sacramento Pledges To Power Arena With 100% Windmill Dunk Energy By 2030

5:55 PM

Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class

Gordon Hayward Confident He Still Has His Most Gruesome Injuries Ahead Of Him

Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape

Was LeBron Too Hard On His Laker Teammates When He Called Them A ‘Bunch Of Dumbass Shitheads Who Should Quit Basketball’?

Should Baseball Fix Its Pacing Issues By Limiting Visits To The In-Laws During Games?

Can Hank Finish The 14 Teams Left In His MLB Season Preview Before He Passes Out From Exhaustion?

Cubs Sign Sammy Sosa To $300 Million Deal Just To Give Casual Fans Point Of Reference

Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class

Gordon Hayward Confident He Still Has His Most Gruesome Injuries Ahead Of Him

Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape

Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

Hands-Off Fantasy Football Player Only Checks Team 132 Times Each Sunday

Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize

Ovechkin Shanks Slapshot Into Stands After Unruly Fan Coughs During Backswing

Kyrie Irving Debuts Signature Shoe Inspired By RFID Chips Government Secretly Implants In Anesthetized Patients

Matthew Stafford Admits He’d Play Through Back Injury For Better Team Than Lions

Clippers Ask Everyone To Keep It Down While They Rest Kawhi Leonard

Bengals Assure Injury Prone Tua Tagovailoa He Can Have Any Of Andy Dalton's Organs

Guy Who Had Least To Do With Play’s Success Celebrating The Most

Fox Preempts Jets-Redskins Game In First Quarter For More Exciting Shot Of Empty ‘NFL Sunday’ Studio

NFL Rescinds Myles Garrett Suspension After Review Footage Clearly Shows Mason Rudolph’s Punchable Fucking Face

Colin Kaepernick’s Agents Assure Teams His CTE Has Progressed Just As Much As Other Players Over 3-Year Hiatus

Magnanimous MLB Awards MVP To Hardworking Stadium Concession Staffers

Fan Wishes Team Was Sponsored By A Cooler Corporation

Sacramento Pledges To Power Arena With 100% Windmill Dunk Energy By 2030

Grizzled, White-Bearded Donald Driver Emerges From 7-Year-Long Lambeau Leap

Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class

Gordon Hayward Confident He Still Has His Most Gruesome Injuries Ahead Of Him

Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape

Hungover Coworker A Little Too Functional Morning After Holiday Party Not To Be Alcoholic

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need

‘Well Spoken, My Good Fellow, But Let Me Retort,’ Says Congressman Engaged In Probing, High-Minded Debate On Facts And Merits Of I...

Cubs Sign Sammy Sosa To $300 Million Deal Just To Give Casual Fans Point Of Reference

Patriots Claim Unsanctioned Recording Was Only For Project Julian Edelman Working On For Filmmaking Class

Gordon Hayward Confident He Still Has His Most Gruesome Injuries Ahead Of Him

Russian Olympic Program Denies Steroids Played Role In 8-Year-Old Gymnast Hurling Balance Beam Through Wall To Escape

Parents Sign Up Mitch Trubisky For Rec Soccer Team In Hopes He’ll Develop Interest In Sports

Hands-Off Fantasy Football Player Only Checks Team 132 Times Each Sunday

Antonio Brown Proves He’s Changed Man By Breaking Into Robert Kraft’s House In Middle Of Night To Apologize

Ovechkin Shanks Slapshot Into Stands After Unruly Fan Coughs During Backswing

Kyrie Irving Debuts Signature Shoe Inspired By RFID Chips Government Secretly Implants In Anesthetized Patients

Matthew Stafford Admits He’d Play Through Back Injury For Better Team Than Lions

Clippers Ask Everyone To Keep It Down While They Rest Kawhi Leonard

Bengals Assure Injury Prone Tua Tagovailoa He Can Have Any Of Andy Dalton's Organs

Guy Who Had Least To Do With Play’s Success Celebrating The Most

Fox Preempts Jets-Redskins Game In First Quarter For More Exciting Shot Of Empty ‘NFL Sunday’ Studio

NFL Rescinds Myles Garrett Suspension After Review Footage Clearly Shows Mason Rudolph’s Punchable Fucking Face

Colin Kaepernick’s Agents Assure Teams His CTE Has Progressed Just As Much As Other Players Over 3-Year Hiatus

Magnanimous MLB Awards MVP To Hardworking Stadium Concession Staffers

Fan Wishes Team Was Sponsored By A Cooler Corporation

Sacramento Pledges To Power Arena With 100% Windmill Dunk Energy By 2030

Grizzled, White-Bearded Donald Driver Emerges From 7-Year-Long Lambeau Leap