Fantasy Football Week 8: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em

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Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football starting lineup this week:

Start ’Em

  • Golden Tate (WR): Tate was incredibly productive in his last game, making him the perfect option to accidentally lock on your bench because he’s playing at 9:30 in the fucking morning
  • Brandon Marshall (WR): The star wide receiver will just need to avoid getting too amped up during his pregame dressing-down of Jay Cutler
  • Ben Tate (RB): Should have a productive game against the Raiders for the 56 or 57 minutes the Browns offense is on the field

Sit ’Em

  • Steven Jackson (RB): The powerful running back faces another tough matchup against Mike Smith’s entire offensive philosophy
  • Alfred Morris (RB): Morris has earned owners a mere 12 fantasy points over his past three starts, no doubt sending the Washington running back into a spiral of remorse and self-doubt
  • Jay Cutler (QB): The Bears quarterback is on a very short $126 million leash