Fantasy Football Week 9: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em

Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football starting lineup this week:

Start ’Em

  • Andrew Luck (QB): Luck is unlikely to be fooled by Giants players’ attempts to disguise themselves as a defense
  • Zac Stacy (RB): The Rams running back is determined to show the NFL what he’s made of as he remains completely unaware the trade deadline passed on Tuesday
  • Joe Flacco (QB): The Ravens quarterback has consistently played at a high-paid level all season
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Sit ’Em

  • Eric Decker (WR): Hasn’t touched a football in four weeks
  • Eli Manning (QB): Concerned teammates have revealed that a sobbing Manning won’t stop calling Victor Cruz’s favorite plays in the huddle
  • Johnny Manziel (QB): The day will come when the boy king fulfills the prophecy and liberates the trembling masses of the greater Cleveland metropolitan area, but for now, we must wait

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