Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the eighth week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Mark Ingram: The Saints running back averaged over seven Packers defenders per carry
  • Jared Allen: The veteran defensive end is finally putting consistent pressure on the Bears front office to trade for a pass rusher
  • Ben Roethlisberger: After throwing for 522 yards and six touchdowns, Roethlisberger was then able to take off the humiliating Steelers throwback jersey he was forced to wear in public

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Losers

  • London NFL Fans: Some impressionable young children may have become lifelong Falcons or Lions fans this week
  • Rex Ryan: After years of hard work, the Jets head coach has finally molded the team into his exact image
  • Tom Brady: The 37-year-old Patriots quarterback showed signs of slowing down with age, completing just five touchdowns against the Bears defense

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