Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from week eight of the NFL season:


  • Peyton Manning: Experienced a glimmer of feeling in his hands while high-fiving teammates after win over Packers
  • Houston Texans Defense: Proved they can completely shut down any Titans team in the NFL
  • Steve Smith: Finally carted off into the sunset


  • Mike McCarthy: Tough Sunday night loss leaves him searching for new ways to win with a top-tier defense and one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL
  • Rob Ryan: Will be sore all week from pumping his fist after Saints’ one defensive stop
  • Kansas City Chiefs, Detroit Lions: Rattled all day by a hostile Jaguars crowd