Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the ninth week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Rex Ryan: Moving closer to dream of coaching for team other than the Jets
  • Johnny Manziel: Looked great warming up on the sidelines, showing excellent velocity while throwing the clipboard
  • Rob Gronkowski: The Patriots tight end has now gone five straight games without letting a single person know he tore his ACL again

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Losers

  • Tony Romo: Abandoned teammates when they needed him most
  • Washington Redskins: Survived bus crash
  • Matt Ryan: Spent a long, relaxing bye week listening to friends and family assure him he’s not an elite quarterback