Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from week six of the NFL season:

Winners

  • New England Patriots: At long last, Tom Brady and his teammates got revenge on the team that handed them a 38-point victory in the playoffs
  • Richard Sherman: Displayed incredible passion and determination while making a case for why Earl Thomas was supposed to cover Greg Olsen
  • Michael Vick: Had a long and memorable NFL career

Losers

  • Jimmy Graham: Pretty upset that his teammates weren’t happier about his stats against the Panthers
  • Sammy Watkins: Spent the second half of Sunday’s game against the Bengals selfishly demanding more ice packs
  • San Diego Chargers: Front-office executives are still fiercely divided over whether the team’s new logo should have a lightning bolt above or below “L.A.”

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