Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the second week of the NFL season:


  • Robert Griffin III: The third-year quarterback has shown he’s finally much more comfortable spreading around the injuries
  • San Francisco 49ers: San Francisco’s multidimensional offense kept officials guessing as to which moronic penalty would come next
  • Adrian Peterson: Peterson may have done enough this week to finally get out of Minnesota


  • New York Jets: An erroneously called timeout negated a game-tying touchdown in a matchup the Jets would have lost anyway
  • Kirk Cousins: Despite a game-winning effort while coming off the bench, Cousins will once again be relegated to playing for the Redskins
  • Integrity: The concept of adhering to moral principles really struggled this week when it counted

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