Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the second week of the 2015 NFL season:


  • Tony Romo: Reunited with top target Dez Bryant weeks ahead of schedule
  • Jay Cutler: The Bears quarterback played up hamstring injury at All-Pro level
  • Adrian Peterson: Quickly reacclimating to the complete silence in the Vikings locker room after every game



  • Andy Dalton: The limited Bengals quarterback continues to rely on short checkdown touchdowns
  • Rex Ryan: Completely lost composure during postgame interview by appearing humble
  • Marcus Mariota: It’s all over