On Disarray In The UCLA Men's Basketball Program

"Still, that program could enslave a dozen or so human beings and still be the least reprehensible institution in L.A."


"It's tough to run a program when you always have John Wooden looking over your shoulder, and it's even tougher when the drugs make you hallucinate that he's trying to eat your flesh."

"Oh, like a college basketball program? In L.A.?"

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