"If only the sport had bet its future on an attractive and moderately talented woman becoming the next dominant racer. That surely would have saved them."
"The logo is just not cool enough. Have you seen the logo for the LifeLock.com 400? I've got a tattoo of it right here on my chest."
"You're telling me a sport that is dominated by foreigners and has a fan base of white, conservative middle-Americans is losing popularity? Huh."