On The Tigers Signing Prince Fielder


"I hope they play Cabrera at third so we can witness the athletic spectacle of fat guys throwing across the diamond to each other."

"Considering some thought the biggest threat in their division next season would be the Royals, I think they just may have a shot of making the playoffs."

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"Seeing some fat twentysomething get a $214 million job should really help that city's unemployed feel better about themselves."

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