"Well, I was having a good day before you came along asking about boxers killing their wives and selves."


"That reminds me of the Nintendo game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, because I prefer to think about nice things."

"Sure makes me glad the NFL just donated a whole entire $1 million to brain research, ensuring athletes won't go crazy later in life. Just a matter of time before that's fixed, now."


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