"Aw, really? I had tickets to the Maryland game tomorrow."
"People from the Middle East like sports? Huh. You don’t say."
"To be fair, it's mostly soccer."
You may also like
The Onion | Sports
Report: Chucking A Baseball 99 MPH Past Highway Radar Speed Sign Remains Best Indication That You Still Got The Goods
The Onion | Sports
Roger Goodell: It Nearly Impossible For League To Keep Up With Crimes Regularly Committed By NFL Players
The Onion | Sports