OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week 12 games:
Saints at Falcons
OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Saints – Drew Brees will throw for 19 touchdowns in a 17-13 Saints win.
Jets at Ravens
OSN’s Pick: Jets – Geno Smith will need to come in and just manage this game while the Jets continue to patiently wait for the return of Mark Sanchez.
Steelers at Browns
OSN’s Pick: Steelers or Browns – Win or lose, these teams need to run the ball as much as possible to eat the clock and get this godforsaken game over with as fast as fucking possible.
Panthers at Dolphins
OSN’s Pick: Panthers – This game is a matchup between a quality defense and a quality offense and the Dolphins.
Bears at Rams
OSN’s Pick: Bears – Don’t be surprised if at some point the St. Louis crowd starts chanting for Brady Quinn to kill himself.
Buccaneers at Lions
OSN’s Pick: Lions – Detroit will hand Tampa Bay their first loss of the week.
Vikings at Packers
OSN’s Pick: Packers – Running back Adrian Peterson is on pace to shatter Barry Sanders’ NFL record for most talent wasted on a horrible team.
Jaguars at Texans
OSN’s Pick: Texans – Andre Johnson will find it easy to get separation when storming out of the offensive huddle toward the sideline.
Chargers at Chiefs
OSN’s Pick: Chiefs – Following their first loss, the Chiefs will return to what they do best: beating terrible teams at home.
Colts at Cardinals
OSN’s Pick: Cardinals – The Colts will be looking to come out of this game with a win. The Cardinals, meanwhile, will be trying to get a victory of their own—but then again, so will the Colts, so it’s quite complicated.
Titans at Raiders
OSN’s Pick: Titans – The big question is, which Titans offense will show up against the Raiders: the one that ran all over the Rams three weeks ago, or the 2003 roster led by Steve McNair and Eddie George?
Cowboys at Giants
OSN’s Pick: Cowboys – Surely it is some kind of cruel joke that we only get to see one of these teams win.
Broncos at Patriots
OSN’s Pick: Broncos – A concussed Wes Welker will certainly make a levelheaded and emotionally detached decision about playing in this game.
49ers at Redskins
OSN’s Pick: Redskins – The 49ers will still be struggling to adjust to the new NFL rule that forbids physical contact with a quarterback during sacks.