‘The Onion’ Looks Back On The Hall-Of-Fame Career Of A-Rod’s Teammate

‘The Onion’ Looks Back On The Hall-Of-Fame Career Of A-Rod’s Teammate

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Fan Steals Derek Jeter From Yankee Stadium

Fan Steals Derek Jeter From Yankee Stadium

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Derek Jeter Makes Easy Play Look Easy

Derek Jeter Makes Easy Play Look Easy

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Derek Jeter Honored For Having Fewer Hits Than Harold Baines

Derek Jeter Honored For Having Fewer Hits Than Harold Baines

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Yankees Re-Sign Popular Mascot Derek Jeter

Yankees Re-Sign Popular Mascot Derek Jeter

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Derek Jeter Rejects Move To Outfield By Reminding Yankees That He’s Derek Fucking Jeter

Derek Jeter Rejects Move To Outfield By Reminding Yankees That He’s Derek Fucking Jeter

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Derek Jeter Just 6 Squib Grounders, Shallow Bloops Away From 3,000 Hits

Derek Jeter Just 6 Squib Grounders, Shallow Bloops Away From 3,000 Hits

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Derek Jeter Relieved He Can Go Back To Not Hitting Ball

Derek Jeter Relieved He Can Go Back To Not Hitting Ball

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Derek Jeter Admits He Only Plays The Game The Right Way For The Pussy

Derek Jeter Admits He Only Plays The Game The Right Way For The Pussy

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MRI Reveals Derek Jeter Still Has Couple Shitty Seasons Left In Him

MRI Reveals Derek Jeter Still Has Couple Shitty Seasons Left In Him

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Derek Jeter Shatters Ankle In 148 Places After Attempting To Take Field

Derek Jeter Shatters Ankle In 148 Places After Attempting To Take Field

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Yankees Warn Eduardo Nunez To Stop Showing Up Derek Jeter By Making Routine Plays At Shortstop

Yankees Warn Eduardo Nunez To Stop Showing Up Derek Jeter By Making Routine Plays At Shortstop

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Derek Jeter Transferred To 60,000 Day DL

Derek Jeter Transferred To 60,000 Day DL

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Yankees Honor Derek Jeter, Retire His Number, Forcibly Remove Him From Stadium

Yankees Honor Derek Jeter, Retire His Number, Forcibly Remove Him From Stadium

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Derek Jeter Announces 2012 Will Be His Final Decent Season

Derek Jeter Announces 2012 Will Be His Final Decent Season

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Derek Jeter: ‘I Will Never Enter This Part Of The City Again’

Derek Jeter: ‘I Will Never Enter This Part Of The City Again’

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Derek Jeter Denies Tanking Allegations After Marlins Field 4 Players

Derek Jeter Denies Tanking Allegations After Marlins Field 4 Players

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Derek Jeter Just Going To Go Ahead And Count Stray Cats In Marlins Attendance Figure

Derek Jeter Just Going To Go Ahead And Count Stray Cats In Marlins Attendance Figure

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